The 23 Most Important Lessons Learned During Your Childhood
TV taught me all I know.
1. What it means to have a beard:
2. All about drug dealers:
5. What life is all about:
6. The best compliment anyone can give:
7. How to be above the law:
8. What the most important things in life are:
9. How to ask someone out:
10. What freedom really feels like:
11. What to do with Math homework:
12. How terrifying swans are:
13. Why I got all those detentions:
14. Why sleep is not important:
16. How the pioneers traveled:
17. TO STAY OUT OF THE BASEMENT:
18. Why school isn't so bad:
19. How to find true love:
20. Who loves orange soda:
21. "Tupac Shakur" is not a Jewish holiday:
23. And that Lori Beth's information is absolutely VITAL:
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