Ever notice how many things look like genitals at first glance?
1. (This is not a dog politely riding the train to work.)
2. (This is not a tiny man riding on a woman's back.)
3. (This is not a woman grabbing at her own crotch.)
4. (This is not a bottomless transgendered woman hanging out with friends.)
5. (This is not a woman with a foot for a hand.)
6. (This man does not have an erection, and his penis (probably) doesn't look like a small arm.)
7. (This girl doesn't have insanely hairy arms.)
8. (The bridesmaids are not all little people.)
9. (This boy's left hand is not actually massive.)
10. (This is not a young woman carrying a young man.)
11. (This is not a tiny baby with fully grown legs.)
12. (The hockey player in blue did not punch the head off the hockey player in red.)
13. (The woman in lace actually has a head.)
14. (This is not a boy with the face of a man.)
16. (This is not a man with a really tiny head.)
17. (This woman actually does have a neck.)
18. (This is not a giant boy being kissed on the cheek.)
19. (This news anchor is not threatening his guest with an AK-47.)
20. (She doesn't actually speed up when you look away from her, or slow down when you look at her.)
21. (This woman is not levitating on a floating platform.)
22. (This man doesn't actually have smooth, girlish legs.)
23. (This isn't a giant drop-kicking a normal sized man.)
24. (Despite what Facebook thinks, those are not the woman's breasts.)
25. (This is not a pair of well-dressed conjoined twins.)
