Tuesday, May 7, 2013

23 Signs You've Lived In New York City Too Long


1. When you leave the city and a cashier smiles at you and asks how your day was, you're like:

23 Signs You've Lived In New York City Too Long
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2. Dinner = hitting up your slice place at 1 a.m.

Dinner = hitting up your slice place at 1 a.m.
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3. Nothing fills you with more rage than getting on a crowded subway car and suddenly hearing, "It's showtime!"

Nothing fills you with more rage than getting on a crowded subway car and suddenly hearing, "It's showtime!"
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4. You have the same conversation with the same friends at the same bar every night.

23 Signs You've Lived In New York City Too Long
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5. $12 cocktails and $20 yoga classes seem normal now.

23 Signs You've Lived In New York City Too Long

6. In the summer, you consider the wind from an approaching subway car to be "a nice breeze."

In the summer, you consider the wind from an approaching subway car to be "a nice breeze."
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7. You've considered moving into your office to save on rent since you spend so much time there anyway.

23 Signs You've Lived In New York City Too Long
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8. You've gone from not leaving Brooklyn on the weekends, to not leaving your actual neighborhood on the weekends.

You've gone from not leaving Brooklyn on the weekends, to not leaving your actual neighborhood on the weekends.
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9. Savings account? HAHA, good one.

23 Signs You've Lived In New York City Too Long
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10. You've Seamlessed lunch and dinner in the same day and not given a shit.

You've Seamlessed lunch and dinner in the same day and not given a shit.
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11. This is sadly accurate.

23 Signs You've Lived In New York City Too Long
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12. You've flipped off a tourist bus.

You've flipped off a tourist bus.

13. You wear earbuds while grocery shopping.

You wear earbuds while grocery shopping.
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14. You've become immune to the hot garbage smell.

23 Signs You've Lived In New York City Too Long

15. You can swipe your Metrocard without breaking stride.

You can swipe your Metrocard without breaking stride.

16. You go to the bodega in your pajamas.

You go to the bodega in your pajamas.
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17. When you visit the suburbs and try to sleep at night, the silence scares you.

23 Signs You've Lived In New York City Too Long

18. You've forgotten how to drive a car.

23 Signs You've Lived In New York City Too Long
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19. You've stopped going out on Friday nights and started going out on Tuesday nights.

23 Signs You've Lived In New York City Too Long
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20. You walk faster than most people run.

23 Signs You've Lived In New York City Too Long

21. You've either gotten really into cooking, or totally given up on cooking.

You've either gotten really into cooking, or totally given up on cooking.

22. You get outraged when a Duane Reade isn't open 24 hours.

You get outraged when a Duane Reade isn't open 24 hours.
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23. You relish getting out of the city any chance you get...

23 Signs You've Lived In New York City Too Long
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But when you return to New York, you realize you couldn't possibly live anywhere else.

23 Signs You've Lived In New York City Too Long
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